Swords

Swords are the primary weapon in Monkey Food Land and primarily used by Aiai and Jacob.

Here is a listing of the swords in order of strength:

Vomit Sword: -2 ATK. "A sword covered in vomit. Even the sight of it makes me sick."

Dirt Sword: 1 ATK. "A sword with a dirt blade. Breaks at the slightest touch."

Wooden Sword: 3 ATK. Sometimes inflicts Splintered. "A wooden sword. Could give splinters."

Stone Sword: 8 ATK. "This thing is heavy. Good thing it does more damage."

Bronze Sword: 12 ATK. Can be Flared. "A metal sword! Yay! Also, Jacob can Flare it."

Silver Sword: 16 ATK. Can be Flared. "A standard issue medieval sword. How do we get these from shops?"

Gold Sword: 21 ATK. Can be Flared. "Ooh, shiny!"

Iron Sword: 26 ATK. Can be Flared. "Hooray. A grey sword. I was being sarcastic."

Diamond Sword: 30 ATK. "Ooh, even shinier!"

Emerald Sword: 35 ATK. "So... Shiny..."

Ruby Sword: 40 ATK. "ROOOOOOOOBEEEEEEEE YAY!!!!!!!"

Sapphire Sword: 44 ATK. "BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!!!!!!!"

Amethyst Sword: 48 ATK. "PUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPLE!!!!!!!!!"

Pure Sword: 60 ATK. "WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!!!!!!!"

Ultimate Sword: 100 ATK. "WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Cthulu Sword: 1000 ATK. "That is a really high Attack jump."

Mechanica Sword: 1 million ATK. "This could kill anything. I think"

Girly Sword: 2 billion ATK. "What the heck?"

Trillion Sword: 1 trillion ATK. "Huh, Trillion gets a sword. This is really strong!!!!"

Googol Sword: 10100 ATK. "This thing's Attack is so high that if it wasn't exponented it would overflow!"

Graham's Sword: Graham's Number ATK. "(°ロ°) !"